The following conversation took place at the breakfast table two days ago:
Father-in-Law: If those dogs dig up the new sod again, I'm going to rip out their gizzards.
Horrified Mothers Whose Young Children Heard the Threat: GRANDPA!!!!
Father-in-Law (sheepishly): Well, I'm not really going to. They don't even have gizzards.
13-Year Old Nephew: Drake has gizzards; he hasn't been neutered yet.
Father-in-Law: If those dogs dig up the new sod again, I'm going to rip out their gizzards.
Horrified Mothers Whose Young Children Heard the Threat: GRANDPA!!!!
Father-in-Law (sheepishly): Well, I'm not really going to. They don't even have gizzards.
13-Year Old Nephew: Drake has gizzards; he hasn't been neutered yet.
1 comment:
There's nothing like a good turkey gizzard on Thanksgiving morning. MMMMmmm. Unless of course they were "gizzards", in which case that would be kind of gross.
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