LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION. . .

I am currently sitting at the kitchen counter. Directly in front of me are the following:

1 giant bowl of Halloween candy

1 half-decorated chocolate birthday cake (long story)

1 dozen chocolate covered donuts

1 half-eaten pan of cinnamon rolls

I hope my husband reads this post soon so when he comes home from work tonight and finds me in a diabetic coma, he'll know why.