1. Do NOT sit in the center of the overly crowded gym during the dinner when you have either: a) a son who will need to go potty twice in 30 minutes, b) a daughter who will need to go potty once -- but not at the same time as either of her brother's trips, c) a baby who screams and throws food at anyone sitting within a ten foot radius of herself, or d) all of the above.
2. Do NOT dress your children in super cute outfits for the party and then give them free reign on sugar cookies coated in green and red icing. Really, it's Christmas, you should have expected the green and red icing.
3. Do NOT tell your children that they will get to see Santa if you are not absolutely, 110%, without a doubt certain that Santa is actually going to be there. Also, if you are the Activities Committee Chairperson (and I have been), MAKE SURE SANTA IS GOING TO BE THERE.
Live and learn, people. Live and learn.
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Amen sister! Our ward didn't do a Christmas party! Weird huh??
No ward Christmas party?! People have apostasized over lesser things!
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