WE DON'T CALL HIM BAM-BAM FOR NOTHING!

The other day, I set the boy down in his room and ran into the office to get something. I think I was gone for about 45 seconds or less. I came back to this:

Look at how proud of himself he is!

Please note that, to his right, there is a shelf falling down and, to his left, there is a shelf completely out and upside down. Some of these toys have been thrown from a toy basket about two feet outside of the picture. So, he really gets around quick when he's on one of his destruction war-paths.

I am very tired.